Boy, I wish I was

  • Wittier
  • Skinnier
  • Stronger
  • Sexier
  • Self-assured
  • Charismatic

The catch-22 is, by desiring these traits, I am robbing myself of them by default. 

lliampayne:

do you ever sit with your friends and realize you’re the beyonce 

centrelink how can i report to you if you’re down THIS ISN’T A GAME

My body must be so confused

Food today:

7am: Cup of tea

9am: Hot chocolate w/ marshmallows and a sweet

11am: Small golden delish apple

3:30pm: 2 slices of homemade olive pizza 

4:30: Chocolate. 

Now it’s bedtime. Evidently I’m far too rebel to follow the 3-meal-a-day-and-snacks standard. 

martingaymis:

I have this photograph somewhere hidden somewhere in my house, most likely shuffled inside the worn, yellow pages of some obscure book that I can recite from its beginning to, as the French say, le mort.  On the other side of this visual memory is a quick ink jotting by James, my most gentle lover, it says, “Habuimus tamen postea dilecta orgium”, which translates from Latin.